Don’t be Butt Hurt. Lord knows I’m not

Well as far back as I could remember I was always raising hell and jacking myself up pretty good. Countless trips to the hospital with broken this or broken that. My parents always got mad and told me I was an accident waiting to happen. One day after a trip back from the emergency room (through no fault of my own for once) my dad told me he thinks I may have shit for brains. I didn’t get all butt hurt about it.


In fact I could careless. After a few more years of jacking this up and jacking that up. Staples in my head stitches in my lip arm and forehead. One day I ripped half my finger off playing with a boulder. Thought I was Incredible Hulk I guess. My dad finally came out and said it. You are an accident waiting to happen and it’s not surprising since you were an accident and never meant to be here.

An accident, mishap, or, more archaically, misadventure, is an unforeseen and unplanned event or circumstance, often with lack of intention or necessity. It usually implies a generally negative outcome which might have been avoided or prevented had circumstances leading up to the accident been recognized, and acted upon, prior to its occurrence. Injury prevention refers to activities designed to foresee and avoid accidents.

Since I (the accident) could have been prevented or avoided but the two parties were too stupid and had shit for brains also I took a look at a few accidents


Amazing care wrecks




The hilarious face plant.

My all time favorite NUT SHOTS




It taught me some accidents are funny, dangerous, and down right awesome just like me. So I will continue rollin like this till you know



The mother trucking wheels fall off!

Sorry this pic was yet another